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VINTAGE U.S. MILITARY NUCLEAR DEVICE MINT L@@K!!
Item number: 218755248
 


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Vintage 1970's US Military W53 nuclear device. Approx. 9 MT yield. Will smash any infidel. Ideal for any Holy War. Mint condition device is unused, unopened, and in original cradle and lead crate with COA featuring signature and graven image of Edward Teller. No background check required, item is available to highest bidder. Ships to any port. All sales final — sorry, no returns. Thanks for bidding.

   
   
 
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A few cautionary notes: Nuclear weapons are extremely destructive, with immediate effects including blast and thermal radiation and delayed effects produced by ionizing radiation, neutrons, and radioactive fallout. Because of its destructiveness, your W53 requires precautions to prevent accidental detonation during shipping. Arming is accomplished by removing a safety connector plug and replacing it with a distinctive floral-patterned arming connector. With a minimum amount of preparation, you'll be ready to commit your atrocity with complete assurance.

   
   
 
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  Posted November 16, 2005
 
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