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Item number: 177619842008

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Important: I've got this thing and it's fucking golden, and I'm just not giving it up for fucking nothing. Unless I get something real good, I'm going to keep this Senate option for me a real possibility, you know, and therefore I can drive a hard bargain. You hear what I'm saying. And if I don't get what I want and I'm not satisfied with it, then I'll just take the Senate seat myself. Obama is a motherfucker. No allies of that fucker accepted. Fuck him. I’m going to give this up nothing but appreciation? Fuck him. All sales final.

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Nov. 4, 2008

270 bids (US $1,000,000 starting bid)

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Chicago, Il

Washington, DC



Vintage United States Senate Seat. This thing is fucking golden. You'd be a dumbass motherfucker to pass it up. This ain't no fucking Cessna. No background check required, item is available to highest bidder. All sales final — sorry, no fucking returns. Thanks for bidding.


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  Posted December 12, 2005
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